1. A clitoris is:
in the inner ear
located in South Africa
the pit of a mango
a Norweigan doorstopper
why a woman can stay home

2. The frenulum is:
inside your carburator
just below your sternum
a female body part
found in the gulf stream
a male body part

3. The most common problem associated with sexual anxiety is:
Fear of premature ejaculation
fear of sex
fear of aids
fear of getting caught
fear of missing some good tv 

4. What a man lacks performance wise during intercourse, he can often make up for with his:
hands
tongue
tenderness
money
a note from his doctor 

5. What a woman lacks in ability to stifle laughter, she can best make up for with:
making a good breakfast
oral sex
an oral agreement
sweet talk
staying naked

6. When a woman wears red she usually wants:
sex
freedom
power
another man
another woman 

7. The way to a woman's heart is through:
flowers
doughnuts
chocolates
remembering an anniversary
fixing the toaster

8. When the male is ready for sex, he will often signal this by:
igniting road flares
bringing home chinese food
taking a shower
flushing the toilet
all of the above 

9. The true way to a man's heart is through:
his stomach
his colon
a subscription to playboy
patience and understanding
trial and error 

10. The best way to convince your partner to have sex is to:
turn off the lights
moon them on the subway
listen to Barry Manilow
whisper sweet nothings
club them over the head

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