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Mom and Dad were out   The sitter was in  It was my night to get her   I thought with a grin.  I decided to wait   Good as could be  The sitter believed   I was tired.   Hee! hee!

 
 

She put me to bed   And turned out the light  I giggled inside when she   shouted "sleep tight!"  I waited 'til the sitter   Called up her friend  Then I quickly got up   A message to send.

 
 

I banged on the Tom Tom   I pounded the snare...  And they came to help me...   Monsters!  All there!

 
 

A good friend was Mizzle   With big bulbous toes  He really was ugly   Snot running from nose.

 
 

Added my favorite   Old snuggly Blubbuss  His face was all oozing   With pimples and puss.

 
 

And then there was Phigby   He really was cool  His fire spit worms out   He lived in snake drool.

 
 

Together we crept   Down the creaky old stair  Up behind the new sitter   In Dad's old blue chair.   Blubbus yelled Boo!   She jumped up with fright  And I really do tell you   Those three made my night.

 
 

They changed faces and shapes  Phigby tickled her toes  Giggling with glee  Blubbus spit in her nose.

 
 

Phigby blew fire  Blubbus puked up a worm  Weaving their mischief  While the sitter did squirm.

 
 

With spit spouting - ooze oozing   And the smell of snake drool  The sitter turned white   It really was cool.  Then as they got hungry    Mizzle ready to sup  The garage door flew open.    And the whole jig was up.

 
 

Mom and Dad had come home  Time to get back in my room  Had to get rid of these monsters  And do it real soon!  With a slap of my hands   And a nod of my head  Those slimy old monsters   Slid off onto bed.

 
 

I ran to bed too    Not waiting to hear  The story the sitter   Told to mom and dad's ear.  Mom and Dad listened carefully   Then Dad took her home  And my mom came to see   Me all safe in my room.

 
 

The sitter never came back   New ones will but you see  We'll all be waiting   Ha! Ha! and Tee! Heeee!

Hilarious Song about  Santa's Reindeer Poop  with story, poopOgram,  kids game and more!  Stocking stuffer CD's available.

 

Magical Tooth Fairy Site  Story of "The Legend of The Toothfairy"  Tooth Fairy songs and CD's for  stocking stuffers!

 

Giggle along with the song  and the story about  the Halloween Doggy  who goes trick or treating and  meets up with a witch!

 

Silly Tale of How  Tom Turkey, Sr.  Foiled the Pilgrims Thanksgiving

 

Read the story of the boy who  dreamed about meeting  a dinosaur - and did!

 

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